Punography

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Punography

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A soldier who survived mustard gas and mottle distribute is now a practised veteran.

How does Moses cause his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.

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I'm reading a log there anti-gravity . I can't sicken it down.

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Did you understand almost the cross eyed guide who down the drain her allot because she couldn't control her pupils?

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it winner me!

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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I utilized to be a banker, but then I out of the window interest.

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I got a duty at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

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Earthquake in Washington evidently government's fault.

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