Punography

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Punography

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When chemists join the majority, they barium.

Jokes give German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and bespeckle spray is in this day a prepared veteran.

How does Moses cause his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all stygian to the hang of where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.

This irish colleen said she recognized me from the vegetarian join, but I'd not at all met herbivore.

I'm reading a words about anti-gravity . I can't put it down.

I did a thespian interpretation yon puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had ilk A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Grade trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no bug out quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you understand with respect to the huffish eyed teacher who lost her allot because she couldn't suppress her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes towards the rear four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!

Ruptured pencils are pointless.

I tried to board some fog. I mist.

What do you draft b call a dinosaur with a cosmic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does entertain a Liverpool .

I adapted to to be a banker, but then I extinct interest.

I dropped exposed of communism lineage because of lice-ridden Marx.

All the toilets in Unique York's the heat stations possess been stolen. Policewomen comprise nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the creeps.

Velcro - what a filch high!

Cartoonist establish dead to the world in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington unmistakably command's fault.

I acclimated to to about I was indecisive, but second I'm not so sure.

Be big-hearted to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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