Punography

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Punography

I changed my i Pod identify to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists on, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and bespeckle televise is in this day a seasoned veteran.

How does Moses win his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to the hang of where the brown went. Than it dawned on me.

This irish colleen said she recognized me from the vegetarian join, but I'd not at all met herbivore.

I'm reading a book back anti-gravity . I can't put it down.

I did a false interpretation about puns. It was a with on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Genre trigger to the Coca-Cola factory. I daydream there's no pop quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you find out with respect to the cross eyed don who lost her trade because she couldn't suppress her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it winner me!

Demoralized pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

What do you draft b call a dinosaur with a gigantic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does suffer with a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped excuse of communism importance because of contemptible Marx.

All the toilets in Unique York's police stations beget been stolen. Policemen take nothing to go on.

I got a field at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes pass on me the creeps.

Velcro - what a rip substandard!

Cartoonist establish gone for a burton in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison benefit of dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington unmistakably command's fault.

I euphemistic pre-owned to consider I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

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